Judith Ann was slicing potatoes to make, whatever. I was reading a book. "I need some Help Here!" I hear. She sliced her little finger pretty badly. I helped bandage it and took over the slicing on the Mandolin Slicer, yelling at her for not using the Safety device that comes with it.
- As I am slicing, the potato falls off the Safety Device
- I continue slicing the potato w/o the SD
- Judy Ann screams, "don't do it that way! that's what I did!"
- As I slice my thumb to smithereens!
- We, literally, had blood sprayed on the counter and wall!
- So far, it hardly hurts. Sorta like a razor cut, the real pain is yet to come
Just another Tale from the Kitchen of Chefs' Dumb & Dumber...
- PS...you can buy our Kitchen Helper book @ Amazon.com! Titled..."How to Cook with Blood on Your Hands"
5 comments:
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OUCH!!!
I know just what would make you feel better--a nice, warm, thick slice of soda bread--fresh out of the oven. Think I'll get right on it & send it to you, Pea........
OH, WAIT!!! I'm all out of sugar! SORRY!
ha! ha! ha! ha!
how was the dinner...yummy!
There goes your wonderful sister....rubbing salt in your wound! I think she owes you 2 loaves of soda bread for that comment!
Yo! I had soda bread once or twice, over the last 40 some. Haven't had any lately though I got the directions? in the mail once. Haven't tried it cause I fear what happened to Pea/JAnn could happen to me. It's like plumbing...why try when you'll always need another part...back n forthe to Home Depot/Acme and when all's said/done it ain't gonna taste the same as the one "someone" useta make for ya before she retired and got lazy with all that time on her crafty hands. I jus feel she's like all the others who have found the easy lfe..these shameless frauds get selfish and work on stuff that makes them happy and the rest of us have to make due with the cardboard, SUGAR LOADED raisinless, overpriced excuses we find in the local market they call fresh. Well, that's my tale...yu got one...or a sada bread...can i get a piece, venz, hunks, 2nd hunks????????
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