Friday, March 6, 2009

"MY" Kitchen Broom Died...

After 129 months of service our, er, "My" kitchen broom has died
  • the bristles are frayed
  • the paint on the handle frays to the floor & makes more dirt
  • the stick handle no longer screws into the Base
  • the kitchen floor dirt laughs at it and says
  • "nice sweep attempt broomie"! hahahaha....
  • as the dirt dodges the bristles and continues to accumulate!

My question is

  • are there more Modern ways to Sweep your kitchen floor?

I refuse to vacuum! And my reference to "My" broom? That is because Judith Ann admits she doesn't care what I do about a kitchen broom! Cause she has never touched the one we have had for 129 months!

Should I just contact Billy Mays?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pea... If you have no use for the broom, please give it to me. I will cut the end off, put a little tape on the handle, and use it in my next Half-Ball game. The broom is probably not worth much; the Half Ball bat is priceless.

Anonymous said...

Pee...I woodnt care if billy maze was sellin $10. for $5. I woodnt go neer the "voice". I'd rather scratch a black board allday!!!! Talk about a guy findin a nitcch!! I think I saw him at a cattle auctiun when I was dating Kevin. He was selling one of figamagigs that slices dices chops cuts, ya no like the one you and the Mrs. acquired & used to marrr yourselves and stain the counters.
Anyway, go immedgiatly to yer local hardware emporium and get yerself a wet/dry vac. Yu'll fall in luv all over again. Brooms are like set shots Pee, thur past tense. Gud lukk to ya and the Mrs.