Monday, June 8, 2009

The GREATEST HITTER IN PA HISTORY

At a recent Phils game, a young fan asked: "Pop who was the greatest hitter in PA history?" The answer was quick and to the point, "Hot Corner Cooker." A current member of the Phils, hiding behind sun glasses, leaned in to hear the next question and answer. "And who has the most hits of anyone in baseball?" Again the answer Quick and Pointed: "Pete Rose!" The young lad exclaimed "Put Pete in the Hall!!" The eves dropping Phillie fainted.

3 comments:

Hot Corner said...

I'm honored to be mentioned...but certainly you can't be serious..afterall, Jimmy McVeigh had that looonnng homerun swing...but then again, he never hit one out at 5th & Allegheny..It did go out didn't it?

MLB Stat Man said...

Cooker, let me assure you, I"bomb"yez saw it and called it a TITANIC shot. It was OUTTTTA HERE.

pea said...

latest rumor says he was juiced (Cooker I mean). I KNOW Johnny Damon is juiced!