Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Questions About BM Card Night!!!



Who is the Dealer on Friday Night? Does anyone know how to play cards? Which games will we play? Who will be the “House”??? How much money should I bring? Can I bring my Six Shooter in case I see someone keeps eye-balling me? What about a cigar and whiskey? Will we be drinking Moon Shine? Will someone play the piano in the background just like they did in the good old days? What makes a good poker face? When we play 5 Card Stud do I have to take my shirt off? Can I say “Hit Me” or do I have to learn the secret hand motions?

Uggghhhh…

I’m GETTING FIRED UP!!!

11 comments:

Doc Holliday said...

Since Gerry (not sure about Paul) is the only one who really served in the Armed Forces...he's really the only CardShark...so, we'll defer to him for rules/regs etc...otherwise we pick out of a hat...

pea said...

I am also looking forward to the BM Card Night! By the way, you do not have to be a BM to participate, you just need lots of CASH!

Anonymous said...

Cracks me up!

Stoneman said...

To Doc Holliday: Up yours. U sound like those brave patriots Rumsfeld, Cheney and Hedge who talked so tough but never served; just got themselves deferments whenever the draft called. I know I spent 8 months (voluntarily) in Fort Jackson and Fort Gordon and wearing fatigues proudly. Loved every minute! Proud to serve my country.........but I still detest wars and assholes who start them for personal reasons and send others to fight them...for who for what????? But I digresssssssss..........

Sgt.York said...

Stoney..tho we're grateful for your help in cleaning up after the flood in WilkesBarre..it wasn't exactly DaNang or Tet or even NewOrleans..soooo...The Pea is the soldier in this family, HuuRaahhh!

Mickey Charisma said...

Been brushing up on my Hoyle rules & technique...Whoooo "we're in the money!" ...GAME ON BRO!

Nicky BadaBing said...

Clarification please; any sudden movement to the nose or earlobe, while playing..does not necessarily mean "shenannigans" at the table...correct? I don't want nobody pullin'a shiv on me cause I got to scratch an itch! Ya feel me?

Linguinni Brothers said...

Hey, my cousin is in from Iowa this weekend, made a fortune in Soybeans, loves to play Cannasta...thinkin' we might could use him at "the table"...whadyasay?

Cannoli Brothers said...

Just got word about a "game" this Friday...we want in! What's the minimum?

Antnee Cujone said...

Who's bringin' da Gravy? Gotta have sumtin' to eat no?

Gay Caballero said...

Stoney, Back Off! I have two solid years of Army ROTC at LSC. Drill after Drill after drill. Took my rifle (m14) apart 3000 times. Marched down Olney Ave to the cheers of the throngs. Been there, done that.