Wednesday, January 27, 2010
How to Raise a Hoodlum
As a school security person I have the wonderful opportunity to watch the development of young minds. All kinds of minds. Smart minds, not so smart minds and my favorite; demented young minds.
The early stages of hoodlumism are first displayed in Junior High. Young nubile youths are exploring the limits of their tiny brains. The Hoodlum brain shuts down learning once they learn cuss words. People with exotic contrived first names seem to master many more cuss words than children with less exotic, more traditional first names. If your first name ends with an "isha", "ante" or "ny" chances are your way ahead of the class on hooliganism.
Ooops, to be continued, Quanisha-Asia is acting up im room 239!
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Slim...keep a journal..there's a screenplay here...quick, befo you forget it...!
do you carry a black-jack Slim?
Does this mean I am born to be a Hoodlum???
Dass right NyNy! Pick out you pole now girl you gonna be a dancer. No bout a doubt dat.
I think Speil has a point with the screenplay. Most Movies about Hoodlums were from the perspective of the Hoodlum or the School Administration (Principal, Teacher, School Board). With Slims inside position & the Fact that he "controls" an Education Lawyer I am looking at Tom Hanks as the inside Lawyer & Sean Penn as the Security Shmuck that has to deal with these Hoodlums & Administration. Thru the mind of the Shmuck of course.
SEAN PENN!! You gotta be kiddin' me. George Clooney or we walk.
Sean Penn is a "dead manwalkin'"
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