A New Airport Security Procedure!

  
                                 This is certainly interesting.
                               
                               " Got to love this, what a good idea! The Israelis are developing an airport
                                security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
                                full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray
                                you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
                                Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
                                about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and
                                expensive trials. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
                                explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

                                

                                "Attention to all standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight  670 to Philadelphia!"

                                Shalom!"

(hat tip to TJ!)