Thursday, November 3, 2011

I am currently in negotiations w/ The Home Owners Association (I had no idea there was such an association) about My best move on Communication...

TJ & Keelan got the latest 4XXX whatever I-Phone delivered today & now they think it would be a good move for me to Ditch my "Virgin Mobile", which costs me $17.95 per month, for a used I-phone!

  • TJ (my LandLord) tells me he will sell me his old I-phone for $200.00, OR! Rent me his old I-phone for $50.00 per month...
I am confused.....What should I do???

6 comments:

Roxy Ron said...

Pea, you're in deep soot. These people have you captive to their 'bait&switch' schemes. Check the locks, they might have changed them. You're now their captive. Today it's phones, cables, tv's while they plan your Christmas trap. You'll be drugged and sold cookies, hard candy and slicer/dicer machines . Whatever, don't drink the drinks unless you pour your own Nikolai. These predators must be watched. They're known to bake cupcakes and sell them at hugely inflated prices
while simultaneously selling printed t shirts to unsuspecting (like u) innocents. God Bless & protect u Pea.....when u sleep leave an eye open.......til u smell the eggs/bacon. God Speed in Lanco.

Sister Walter Claire said...

Pea? are you wearing War Paint? Your face is so red I am worried about you

Red Man said...

Hey Lobster Pea,
I think your cheap cell phone is giving you sunburn.

Tshirtim said...

Editorial correction:
The phone is FREE. The lessons and shouting the operating instructions will be an additional $50/mo.

very izon said...

Pea: The question is: ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE VIRGIN?

Big Red said...

Pea...your hat's too tight..drivin' yer pressure up...exhale!