TJ & Keelan got the latest 4XXX whatever I-Phone delivered today & now they think it would be a good move for me to Ditch my "Virgin Mobile", which costs me $17.95 per month, for a used I-phone!
- TJ (my LandLord) tells me he will sell me his old I-phone for $200.00, OR! Rent me his old I-phone for $50.00 per month...
I am confused.....What should I do???
6 comments:
Pea, you're in deep soot. These people have you captive to their 'bait&switch' schemes. Check the locks, they might have changed them. You're now their captive. Today it's phones, cables, tv's while they plan your Christmas trap. You'll be drugged and sold cookies, hard candy and slicer/dicer machines . Whatever, don't drink the drinks unless you pour your own Nikolai. These predators must be watched. They're known to bake cupcakes and sell them at hugely inflated prices
while simultaneously selling printed t shirts to unsuspecting (like u) innocents. God Bless & protect u Pea.....when u sleep leave an eye open.......til u smell the eggs/bacon. God Speed in Lanco.
Pea? are you wearing War Paint? Your face is so red I am worried about you
Hey Lobster Pea,
I think your cheap cell phone is giving you sunburn.
Editorial correction:
The phone is FREE. The lessons and shouting the operating instructions will be an additional $50/mo.
Pea: The question is: ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE VIRGIN?
Pea...your hat's too tight..drivin' yer pressure up...exhale!
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