Friday, February 10, 2012

The Most Difficult Man to Get On The Phone!

Since moving to Lancaster, the Pea has oficially become the most difficult person to get on the phone. I feel like we are using cans and string. $%^&@#$%^&*()#$%^ Does anyone else have this issue when trying to call their father?

7 comments:

Tshirtim said...

The man actually enjoys not being able to hear. His deafness is a coverup for his other neurosis, socially challenged.

Every time I want to talk to him I have to walk downstairs and scare him when I get there. Nothing wrong with his heart, I will say that.

Magoo said...

Great post Lil'Pea...and I couldn't agree more wit yez both...although I do have compassion for the man's afflictions, I too am afflicted and answer within two rings, guaranteed or phone charges are reversed...and I have the hearing aid to prove it! ...say wha?

Gerald Pea said...

I check my phone messages @ least 6 times a day! I am guilty of not answering (coco used to bark when the phone was ringing) but it is because I don't hear it ringing! I will henceforth put my phone on vibrate & wear Jockey shorts where I will place the !@#$%^cell pone! Problem is...I have very little sensation in that area of my Anatomy.
I also will call all pertinent people and give them my phone # !
Mea culpa...mea culpa...mea maxima culpa...

Eduard said...

with my old dog Sooty, at least you could stomp on the floor and he would respond. Kind of hard to do that in this case tho'. GPea needs a phone like the "Bat-Phone"... it lights up when it rings. TJ, can you rig that up for him?

Tshirtim said...

I hooked the man up with an i-Phone that he could hear ringing. He had earphones that he could wear and heard "great ". He got rid of it for fiscal reasons; he could save $30 a month. He's tighter than Scrooge ! He doesn't want a land line, too cheap to pay $9.99/mo.

His rent is cheaper
His car insurance is cheaper
His utilities bills are non existent
His food is cheaper
His medical care is free
His booze bill is a lot less
He could quit smoking and save $900/mo. !

What else can a landlord do?!?!?

Edward J. said...

i guess it's the Pea's choice to tune out the calls when he wants to. I tried to call tonight. Had a 717 # for his cell phone, got a message that is no longer in service. Now I don't have any idea how to reach him. Between hearing issues and moving-target phone numbers... I'll wait for his call.

Gerald Pea said...

I just spoke to Edward @ 7PM...just to let you know...I do check my phone!