I did ask Ranger Rowen two Army questions when he was here on Friday night... and then a follow-up question

 I asked, "Do they still shoot Craps on the bunks and do they still play Poker?"

• he said they don't have "bunks" so they don't shoot craps but they do play cards. Not Poker, they play Spades, he said.

I asked my follow-up, "do you play?" He said no...and then it hit me! Of course he doesn't play! He's an Officer! They have no fun...

                                           Apparently Keelan did not like the Tone of my question when she screamed...

               I already asked him that Pea!