Libs vote democratic for the following reasons:
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in thirty years if I don't start driving a Prius.
us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in thirty years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because even while we live in the greatest,
most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND
CHANGE".
most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND
CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
rear end, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
rear end, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
Cracks me up!
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