Mack Granite is looking for a limo driver. Only problem there is he NEVER gets asked out to lunch.
WARNING extreme heat today. If you're old, I'm NOT saying you Alyce, Paul, John, Gerry, Michael, but if you guys know any old people, tell them to go for job interviews in air conditioned offices all day. It's an old senior trick. Try churches, hospitals(act like you're visiting old folks there) and supermarkets like Costco and BJ's where they'll feed you too.
DO NOT try this at funeral homes or nursing homes! They may not let you leave.
Yessiree, A and me me we're fighting over today's activity. I want to cut the grass. She said "Over my dead body". I guess I better raise the wheels a notch. Why not? It's only 99 here in the 'Burg.
How about if we have a major sporting event without Referees, Umpires, Judges or Stewards? I Love that a 65 to one shot did ...
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Go for it, Pea!
Mack Granite is looking for a limo driver. Only problem there is he NEVER gets asked out to lunch.
WARNING extreme heat today. If you're old, I'm NOT saying you Alyce, Paul, John, Gerry, Michael, but if you guys know any old people, tell them to go for job interviews in air conditioned offices all day. It's an old senior trick. Try churches, hospitals(act like you're visiting old folks there) and supermarkets like Costco and BJ's where they'll feed you too.
DO NOT try this at funeral homes or nursing homes! They may not let you leave.
ANOTHER; Tip From Tim
Dear Tim:
You are NOT funny!
I will quote our dear Mother here: "YOU'LL BE OLD, YOURSELF SOMEDAY".
True A. Then again, in a few years I'll STILL be the little brother.
It aint easy being young.......
Yessiree,
A and me me we're fighting over today's activity. I want to cut the grass. She said "Over my dead body". I guess I better raise the wheels a notch. Why not? It's only 99 here in the 'Burg.
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