Sunday, May 31, 2009

Have you ever taken the Subway to the Phillies/Eagles or Sixers Game?

Better yet, have you ever taken a ride on a Trolley Car?

Were you invited to Pea's Birthday dinner?

For an awkward moment last night, Gerry and his friend Rod realized they wore the same suit and BOTH spiked their hair the same way when they arrived together for Gerry's birthday dinner. We all had a great time, sorry the rest of you couldn't make it. Rod and Gerry did a great version of "If You Think I'm Sexy".
Happy Birthday to brother Gerald Pea...hip-hip-hoorrraaaayyyyy!!!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Have you ever Boxed?

I just saw George Foreman on a talk show and he looks Great! You need to read his Life Story, an exceptional person! Anyway, aside from my loss to Michael in the back yard when I was 11 and he was 10 (the Punch that ruined my Hearing), I was 3-1 as a Boxer. I boxed when I was in the Army in Colorado & kicked some serious Butt! It was an official kind of thing. Speed Bags, Heavy Bags, Head Gear, big gloves, trainers, cheering crowds, etal. The guy that was my Coach is the guy that kicked my butt in my Final Bout. Smitty, from Chicago, a Gold Glove winner, tore me up! Point of the Post...Boxing is a great learning experience for kids and a great exercise routine. I regret that I never got my sons' into it. Then again, I can still out-box them today...

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Friday, June 19, there will be a Poker Tourney!

It has been reconfirmed with the Stoneman! There will be a Poker Tournament in Flourtown on Friday, June 19! You can read up on the Rules between now and then but you don't have to have the Game down Pat! No-one else will know all the Rules either. Bring as much Cash as you are willing to Leave Behind!
  • "Penny a Point ain't no-one keeping Score, on the Train they call the..."
  • BUT...we will be keeping score

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Summer is Here!

Summer's here, which means it's time to break out the 'Ol Summertime Buzz Cut.

Who is causing the Fuss here...

John-Kate-The Eight-The Paparazzi-The Media ? The Body Guard? The Waitress?
  • Will they Survive another Season ?

Friday, May 22, 2009

I can do these Blogs every 12 Minutes...

Phillies at Yankee Stadium this Weekend...They need a Jersey that says.............. "PHILADELPHIA" After all, we are the City of the World Champions!

Due to the Outlandish response from the last Post, I thought I would Post something more thought provoking!

And the Lefties are still after her! If you follow this stuff like I do you would see that the Liberal Left people of the Democrat Party are scared to death of this woman. PEOPLE Magazine has her daughter on the Cover and the Left Wing Blogs are going Bonkers!!! I Love it! They say that Sarah is the only Governor to turn down ALL of the Stimulus Cash offered by Barak and she is being Lambasted for it! She says she does not want the State of Alaska to have to deal with the "strings attached to the Stimulus"
  • sorta like negotiating with an Exotic Massage Therapist! "I just want the Massage, not the EXTRAS!"
Don't ya just Love when we do Politics on the Blog.........I do

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sleeping in his Bunker when the Taliban Attack!

He wakes up, grabs his weapon and is ON DUTY SIR!!! Even though he is wearing a Red T Shirt, Pink underwear that says "I Love New York" and Flip Flops! Just to make it a Fair Fight! I Love these Guys! and this is not a photo shop photo!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Stoneman is Hosting a Poker Tournament!

The Stoners' computer is on the Fritz but he called to ask me to Post that he IS Hosting the 2009 Flourtown Poker Tournament (the FPT) ? on Friday Night, June 19!
  • Cheat Sheets will be made available to all participants
  • Stoner will provide the Poker Chips
  • Pea will be the Banker
  • Sunglasses and Visors Are permitted!
  • Starting Time is 6:00 PM, there is No Stop Time!
  • There will be Security on Site and the Local Police will have been Bribed
  • Chops has been Invited...
Hope to see you there...suggestions for what you can bring for Snacks will follow...

Speaking of Birthday Cards...

I just received a lovely card from my favorite sister for my most recent birthday event. Cute picture, sweet note, shows pre-planning, and thoughtfulness. Sis scored BIG points with that one. Thanks Alyce. BTW, no one...and I mean no one, has better penmenship than Alyce.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Jus Assin...But...

Have you Ever sent a Birthday Card to your Sibling?

Getting older & Health Issues

It seems that every time I talk to Family & Friends that are my age the Topic always turns to the State of Our Health! Most everybody has a problem (with the exception of Dutch, who, since his Knees have been straightened out, appears to be Fine). Today I find out that a Second Brother has Diabetes. Where is this stuff coming from?
  • My Advice..do-not shake hands with anyone. A Fist Bump is Fine
  • Wash your hands 27 times per day
  • Drink 12 Gallons of water per day to Flush the system
  • Eat lots of Fiber (floaters are Good)
  • Have a Hearing checkup for your kids
  • Keep Moving! Even if it Hurts
  • If you see the Doctor, make sure it is for something that is REALLY bothering you!
  • As long as you are Moving U can eat what you want
  • Thank you for your attention...
Doctor Pea, as opposed to Doctor Oz...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sam is officially a Californian

Los Angeles had an Earthquake last night at 8:45PM. It was a 4.7 on the Richter scale and that is not small. Sam & Kelly were at the movies when it happened and they say they felt it. Felt like they were in a roller coaster, he says. Some people at the movie dived under their seats! The kids slept thru it while the baby sitter steadied the 52" TV back at home!
  • Sam, I say, the news says there will be more to come! are you worried?
  • Dad, Sam says, that's like living in Phila on a rainy day and the news says..."more rain to come!"
My son, his wife and their kids are now Californians! YIKES!

My three favorite Talk Show Hosts & IF I were looking for a Date...

The Talk Show Hosts would be:
  1. Rush Limbaugh, 12:10AM, Noon to Three
  2. Dennis Prager, 9:90AM, Noon to Three
  3. Michael Medved 9:90AM, 3:00 to 6:00PM
I used to listen to Al Franken, Randi Rhoades and Rachel Maddow when they were available thru Air America, but they were so bad that they lasted about 6 months and they were dropped!
As for a Date, IF I were looking. I would go to E-Harmony.com! 236 couples a day get married after meeting on E-Harmony ! Plus, they advertise on my Favorite Radio Stations!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Calvin does it again! This time at the Preakness! and the Dudley Do-Right comment cracked me up!

...and I won $3.60 on a $2.00 Bet! And a BIG DEAL!!! The Girl Horse (filly) won the race for the first time in 85 Years! YOU GO RACHAEL!!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Three Hours Later...

These sneakers, inspired by X-Box, cost $2500.00! The World is Upside-down....

I think I will keep Posting every 3 Hours until someone comments...

Topic of this Post is Politics! Can you identify why these people/entities are currently in the Political News?
  • Nancy Pelosi
  • Steny Hoyer
  • The CIA
  • GE
  • ACORN
  • Notre Dame University
  • GM
  • Glenn Beck
  • Leon Panetta
  • Rachel Alexandra/Calvin Borel
Anyone? Anyone? Beuler? Beuler?

Have you ever played Cards with The Cooker or Uncle Michael?

  • I have!.. one of the funniest Times you will ever have! He has no Clue! No Clue what Game he is Playing !
  • in the 90's we found ourselves at a Black Jack Table in Atlantic City
  • We were 4 seats apart
  • Cooker was drawing for a 4 when he had a 17 Dealt to him...we may as well have been playing Canasta, he had No Idea!
  • He started giving me Head/Nose/Chin and Eye Signals that were not pre-approved!
  • Next thing I know, the other six people walked off!
  • And Cooker was telling the Dealer "possible/possible"...
  • We were kicked off the Table & I was Humiliated..Won $2300.00 that day...
Cooker wanted to head for the Craps Table...I steered him off to the Beach...Whew...

Can your Mechanic do This?

This is a vehicle breakdown 35,000 miles from earth and Triple A (AAA) sent some mechanics. I Love AAA and have used them in the past. I recommend AAA! Oh, by the way, you should tip the guys when they are done! I usually give them a $5 SPOT!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Have you ever lost a valuable asset?

Like a Wedding Ring? A valuable earring? A watch? I ask because I just found my wedding ring in the Laundry. It had been missing for Six Days...I can now put it on again and keep the Babes on Ridge Avenue at Bay ! Although, if you know the George Costanza take on wedding rings you may differ...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dancing with the McKendrys

Justin and Amanda's "Dancing with The Stars" audition tape

The Name "Gerald Pea"...

Have you ever Googled the name "Gerald Pea"? This may amaze you but there are people out there with the real name of "Gerald Pea"... Check It Out!

Along with the fake Gerald Pea's, there is another Google result from a "Gerald Pea". This link leads you to a fired up "Gerald Pea" complaining about the "Huffington Report". I wonder who this is?

Finally, there also is an actual "Pea Family Tree"... To me, there can only be one Gerald Pea...

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A Homework Assignment! I need some Empathy Over Here!

This Topic has been Blogged about before, but, the situation has gotten worse since Harry Kalas died! I am talking about "Closed Caption TV" ! Everyone that has CC capability is required to watch Two Innings of Phillies Baseball with Closed Caption On! Tonight alone they ...
  • Typed Citizens Bank Park as "Sid's Bank Park"
  • Dodger pitcher Will Ohman was identified as "Woman O Man"
  • Jayson Werth "singed in the Fourth"
  • and Finally, Tom McCarthey says, "and Jason Werth steals Home! Oh!..." is typed as "Jason Worse feels homo!"
I could go on...is this stuff being transcribed in India and then recycled? Cause there is quite a Time Delay...

Monday, May 11, 2009

Some Month of May Family Things to Brag About...so far...

  • Paul Cavada wins Home Run Derby at age 9 & replaces the "Hot Corner Cooker" as the Greatest Hitter in Family History!
  • Christopher McKendry graduates from OWU & decides to stay behind @ School while his Parents drive the Rental Van back to Pa with his Art Work aboard and wondering where to Hang a 16' Piece of Art in their Home!
  • Nicole runs the 10 Mile Broad Street Run as a married woman & beats her Father's Record!
  • Michael passes another Stress Test with Flying Colors!
  • Judith Ann hosts a Mother's Day Lunch & a Brother asks, "who catered it?"
  • Timothy collars two Sophomores smoking within 50' of the School!
  • Jason tells his Dad, "I found the Girl of my Dreams!"
And the Month is not yet Half Over !!!!!!!!!!!

Some people think the Best Way to start the Day is with a Good Pea...

...BLOG VISIT ! The Blog has been out of commission for awhile and is now "partially" back!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

We were there...where was Jason??

This idea all started because Jason said the McK Bros should play at McFadden's at Citizens Bank Park.  We did our part and participated in a Battle of the Bands last night - basically, an audition.  So, the reality is that ONLY TWO BANDS did battle but, it was a knock-down, slugfest!  The boys from Night Prowler took on the McKendry Brothers.  They had wife-beater black tee shirts...we wore button downs...they had tough looking Jersey/Souff Philwee chicks...we had the wholesome Kane family... and we gave it our all for a 40 minute set.
We figure we automatically got runner up!  I don't think any of the McK Bros. hung around long enough to get any feedback.  We'll see if we ever get any work from them.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Tell us your root canal story...

Another first for the youngest, my first root canal awaits me next week.  Now i know what tooth pain is like.  My new friend, Vicodin, is getting me through the weekend.  I'm sure there are some root canal stories in this family, come on, let's hear 'em.